i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
a poem by will graham
with a foreword by Sam Winchester
i guess you learn something new every day
*attempts to seductively bite pen*
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg